hi I’m blue garfield
"A rare photo of a telecom technician hatching. He even still has parts of the eggshell on his head."
dark-deathrage asked:
dark-deathrage answered:
Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail
Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol
dude kevin the sea cucumbers “hat” was actually his nuts and his goons fucking ripped it off
watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like
- put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work
- open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk
- put in the movie
- gdi it has to be rewound
- press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way
- start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning
- FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie
- and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV
COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD
- QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Okay crisis averted.
- although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....
- better turn up the volume...
THX
I constantly see people on here act like autism and ADHD are the only forms of neurodivergence out there, so here’s a shout out for people who are also neurodivergent but don’t have autism or ADHD.
Here’s a shout out for people with OCD, phobias, dyslexia, dyscalculia, bipolar disorder, borderline personality disorder, Tourette’s syndrome, Down syndrome, epilepsy, dyspraxia, synesthesia, anxiety, depression, and all other neurodivergent identities that don’t even get to be listed as the afterthought after autism and ADHD in articles about neurodivergency.
We are neurodivergent too!
You are included under the term “neurodivergent.”
Please keep shouting until your voice is heard.
mutuals please tell me what your username means to you! after some reflection I realize I have no idea what most of your urls mean and I’m really interested to know!
OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “JIF.”
NOT GIF,
JIF.
And here is the link for the opposite.
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.





